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Play money only. Tips go to Keane.
Limit hold'em, one on one. Blinds 5/10, bets 10 then 20.
Pot 0
You
Pick a rival and deal.
Tap a price to put chips on it.
Chip value
On the slip: 0
Back heads or tails and your rival covers the other side. Two of a kind wins. Odds means toss again; three odds in a row and it's a wash.
Keane's head is heads.
Stake
Pick who's playing. Everyone keeps their own stack.
Rides in at midnight on a black café racer, deals until close, then runs 10k along the harbour without going to bed. Generous when you’re winning. More generous when you’re losing. To him.
Forty-seven. Bald by choice, he says. Fitter than anyone at the table, and he’ll mention it. Has never technically cheated. Has never technically not. Knows the odds on everything, including you.
Pass the phone around. Each player starts on 1,000 chips, saved on this device.
Tap the buttons or type commands. Oxy is on the next machine. Returns about 98% over time.
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Three five-reel machines, 20 lines each. Pick one and spin.
Total bet · 20 lines
Jacks or better draw poker. Tap cards to hold, then draw. Returns about 98% with good holds.
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Six decks. Keane stands on 17. Blackjack pays 3 to 2. Returns about 99% with basic strategy.
Keane
You
Place a bet and Keane will deal.
Bet
Single zero. Tap the board to stack chips, then spin. Returns 97.3%.
Chip value
On the table: 0
Outside bets
Straight up · pays 35 to 1
Higher or lower. Ace is low, King is high. A tie is a free redraw. Cash out whenever you like. Returns about 96%.
Bet, then call the next card.
Bet
BIG WIN
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